PTC Bloodhounds Catch a French Scent


PTC's James Heppelmann (Pauses to slap the underage Neil Moses for taking a nip of Old Windchill, then replies): Them Parisian CAD boys think they're just hot $#!+, don't they! But I'm tellin' ya, hidin' their CATIA v6 hootch inside that MatrixOne contraption is just plain horse hooey. We don't think moonshine customers will put up for it, no sir! We put our CAD moonshine in a data management box five years ago, there's nothing fancy or new about that. But when we did it, we did it right out in the open where our customers could pick and choose. Why some of our customers even bought their CAD moonshine cabinets from them fellas what keep changing their name every time they score. We're OK with that. But this lockin' up the CAD data stuff, that's just wrong! Dicky boy, tell em our secret plan.
PTC's Richard Harrison (Stands, adjusts his suspenders, wipes the moonshine from his mouth and the sweat from his brow in a single motion with an old flannel handkerchief): It's simple boys. We gonna call out the bloodhounds. We already got 450 sales bloodhounds out there, and were gonna buy a bunch more. And every one of those bloodhounds have caught Frenchy's scent! They're on the trail. We gonna have some French Roast pretty soon, if you catch my drift.

New PTC Sales Representatives at their first day of training.

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