Every time I attend a PTC event or talk to someone from the company, I am amazed at the variety of snappy one-line put-downs about their competition. Several months ago a Wall Street analyst commented on it, noting that he loved being on the quarterly PTC conference call so he could hear all the “colorful color” PTC adds to its commentary. Lines like “There is no center in Teamcenter” roll of the tongue of a PTC employee like Bible verses roll of the tongue of a Sunday School scholar.
Recently I was talking to an executive of a CAD company that competes directly with PTC. I told him that a PTC employee referred to his company as a “just a parts company” that will never succeed with a holistic approach to PLM.
“PTC people must have a class in one-liners to bash the opposition,” I told him. “They come up with so many of them.”
“I used to work at PTC for six years,” my interviewee told me. “They do have a class on that, as a matter of fact.”
Imagine that, a class in how to put down the competition with one-line zingers! What a novel idea.
I wonder where you get a curriculum for teaching people the art of the one-liner. The modern masters of the one-liner have recently passed away. I’m thinking first of Jerry Orbach, who played wise-cracking Detective Lennie Brisco for years on Law & Order after a long career on Broadway.

Jerry Orbach, whose character Det. Briscoe once looked at a corpse in a tuxedo and said, “How convenient, he came dressed for his own funeral.”
And we must not forget the great Rodney Dangerfield, who milked his trademark line “I get no respect” into a 40-year career. The ‘no respect’ bit was all too true. After starring in and/or writing nine successful feature films, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences denied his request for membership.
Then it dawned on me. PTC CEO Dick Harrison didn’t go to business school; he majored in English Literature at Penn. He must have learned the art of witty repartee while pulling all-nighters on Shakespeare and Swift.

Rodney Dangerfield (left) and Dick Harrison: Twins separated at birth, or spiritual kinsmen in a common cause?
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