Bernard Charles, Master of the Head Fake
Here's a scoop for all you CAD news junkies. On Thursday CADCAMNet will publish an article in which it sets the record straight regarding recent reports that Dassault Systemes plans to take over the SolidWorks dealer channel. The SolidWorks dealer channel is alive and well and continues under existing management, free of imperial whim from its Paris overlords.
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Dassault Systemes CEO Bernard Charles, left, prepares to deliver his now-legendary head fake on alleged architect Frank Gehry. No humans were injured in the making of this photograph.
